March 2023

charlotteofthedead:

Why are those things on jackets look like Wheatley from Portal

No seriously

at a loss for words

catgirlviscera:

reblog if you don’t think

lonerslothful:

cosmic-nopedog:

OUT OF POCKET

mousegirlheart:

Despite everything,

we still stay silly :3c

retroactivebakeries:

funkyness:

missbaphomet:

math-memes:

He should have a parenthesis around the 230-220 or else in the order of operations would default to 220x0.5, thus making the equation 230-110=120

that’s the joke actually!

“5!” with the exclamation point is a factorial, so 5!=5x4x3x2x1=120

#ah. you are mother fucker?

mousegirlheart:

girls should flirt with me more i think

argumate:

“you looking for a friend?” she leans in, “or perhaps… more?”

your eyes widen; two friends?!

nyancrimew:

who up getting a lil silly w it :3

MEEEEE :3

anakoluthhh:

Something’s stuck between her teeth :(

WHY ARE THEY BUILT LIKE ME?????

dreamyintersexpuppy:

had to see another wild biphobe so yea, fuck off if you hate bisexual people, fuck off if you erase bisexual people, absolutely fuck off if you think that bi people should be shamed or excluded for being in hetero relationships you’re not cool or edgy progressive, you’re being a bigot and helping other bigots who will steal this rhetoric for even more cruel purposes

daughter-of-sapph0:

vague-humanoid:

at what point will people finally admit that this is genocide?

How do you resist the urge to use your abilities for evil?

nyancrimew:

autism :3

mrrrp :3

kittyslittlecorner:

!!!! prrrrrr :3c

2019 – “NO PITY”

heritageposts:

lmprovident:

theprettychoice-deactivated2015:

“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).


When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight.

Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes)Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

NO FUCKING SHAVING

NO FUCKING PERIODS

AND I GET PURPLE EYES

WHY THE FUCK WASN’T I BORN WITH THIS

FUCK WHY CAN I HAVE THIS

date of origin: 2013

thats not an illness thats evolution

laptoparmageddon:

The [tumblr] algorithm

Reblog stuff. That’s it. The algorithm is the mutuals we made along the way.

Get delivering.

welcometo-saturn-deactivated202:

@ mutuals

trans-mouse:

jesseengland:

The video camera is plugged into the VCR, allowing it to record itself being poked and prodded.

GIF’d version of Vide-Uhhh! (2005)

you are literally so so so right you’re the most correct ever

I'm going down to South Park

my honest reaction

w/ (in order) @sadsandstone @sssundaysuicide @nyaambxr @mabelsyrupit

autismswagsummit:

Welcome to the official Autism Swag Summit 2023!

This is heavily inspired by the other Official Tumblr Competition polls, notably @nonbiney-swag-competition

This will be a bracketed competition between Tumblr’s most beloved characters, to determine the true King Of Autism

Staffed and organized by just 1 person, you may call me Mod Vinegaroon (they/them please!)

Remember to check out our sister account @autismswagreblogs for artwork and propaganda!

Quarterfinals have concluded! Stay tuned for the Semifinals on Wednesday!

Wheel of Doom will resume after the Semifinals

escuerzoresucitado:

glavilio:

freckledoctopus:

freckledoctopus:

Showing off the assets

sm-baby:

making thibgs… to send people

socialistexan:

I’ve rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

bogleech:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

hungwy:

The rat said this

FOR FREE???

queeranarchism:

goblin-night-errand:

kelcipher:

The trans healthcare ban and an abortion ban. She’s got more metal quotes from this speech too:

“If this legislature collectively decides that legislating hate against children is our priority, then I am going to make it painful; painful for everyone. Because if you want to inflict pain upon our children, I am going to inflict pain upon this body.”

I don’t comment positively on politicians much, but this seems pretty cool.

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